About The Homunculus

Who am I? What am I? Where am I? Questions asked by the utterly deranged very sane people.

I go by many names. They call me hell, Stacey, Her, two liters, Worm Ahura Mazda, a sensual lover, the grand canyon, smelly pellet, God Emperor of FCC violations (with a capital G), Vsauce, occlupanid-ologist, rabid, Whom it may concern, Gleebnorg, Hey Stop That, and fire extinguisher (To whom I am hardly acquainted with).

But 0x1EA7BEE5 is a sufficient name

I'm an early twenty-something (legally old enough to drink die in a war) year old radio engineer, but I prefer the title of Professional Wireless Bitch [derogatory]. I am fond of computers (bordering on sexual), an "artist" of sorts, a shitty juggler, an even shittier unicycle rider, and a hoarder of knowledge that will has put me on a watch list. I love whimsy-maxxing and my friends, hate the smell of sebum, and I would have probably been a meowing nun, had I been born 200 years ago.

I'm based in Austin TX in the Flesh World. I'm friends with enough freaks [affectionate] that that you, my dear reader, and I may cross paths. If this ever happens, don't be shy and say hi. Also don't ask me about my plans for August 21st of 2026 and the unlicensed sparkly pink device in my purse.

My Manifesto

1. No one should ever suffer the displeasure of wiping their ass again. I do NOT care how this is achieved. Oral excretion is as equally valid as state mandated bidets.

• Cotton candy should less cotton and more polyester.
• If you let chatGPT write your essay, you should let it fuck your wife too since you're fond of outsoucing the human experience.

Men and Women should have stretchy legs that I can pluck like a banjo on the darkest of days.

• Nonbinary people get kazoos for legs.

Intimate platonic friendships and love should be more common.

• Tinfoil hats should become long lasting fashion trend.
• It's actually not to keep the 5G out, but to keep the birds from reading your thoughts
• You should actually be worried about 0.05G (or elated if you intend to make radio cooked hotdogs.)

More things should be ugly. Including (and especially) people's faces

1. Being wrong is kind of great actually.
2. Clowns are hot and I'm tired of pretending like they aren't
3. I am right in both of these instances

You should strive to be comfortably uncomfortable (except for rainy days, where you should ALWAYS be snuggling with a blankie and hot chocolate)

Underwear should be on average more flammable. Yes this is my kink. No I will not elaborate.

1. It is based to be cringe in most instances
2. Having lots of regrets for your actions is based. Having lots of regrets for your inaction is cringe. It is not based to be cringe in this instance.

You should use gentoo if you have never heard of the concept of a computer or a linux

1. A linux is a type of small furry mammal that will eat out of your hand if you move slowly enough.
2. Contrary to popular belief, a gentoo is a type of salad and is completely unrelated to penguins or linux.
3. Don't fact check me.

I firmly believe that the world is stupid and dumb and full of bad smells and that's why being alive is great.

1. Learning is conceptually closer to love than sex is.
2. Sex is cool
3. With your mom (and dad and gender neutral parental unit)

Earnestness and vulnerability ought to be valued and cherished more. Feigning apathy is stupid and makes you less human.

• I am an asshole
• You are an asshole
• It actually isn't entirely clear if an asshole is an asshole. It depends on what your definition of "is" is.
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Perfection is boring, stank is king

Furry fetish art is currently the most important art

Believe it or not I'm actually not crazy, which in itself is pretty crazy