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Welcome to my website? Not really sure what the tone of this website is. I often find myself stradling absurdity and sincerity
coincidentally my petname for your mom and dad respectively ;)
I plan to post my projects and whatnot, maybe some art, some blogs, and maybe a secret fourth option?????!??!?

About the Homunculus

I go by many names. They call me hell, Stacey, Her, two liters, Worm Ahura Mazda, a sensual lover, the grand canyon, smelly pellet, God Emperor of FCC violations (with a capital G), Vsauce, occlupanid-ologist, rabid, Whom it may concern, Gleebnorg, Hey Stop That, and fire extinguisher (To whom I am hardly acquainted with).

But 0x1EA7BEE5 is a sufficient name

I'm an early twenty-something (legally old enough to drink die in a war) year old radio engineer, but I prefer the title of Professional Wireless Bitch [derogatory]. I am fond of computers (bordering on sexual), an "artist" of sorts, a shitty juggler, an even shittier unicycle rider, and a hoarder of knowledge that will has put me on a watch list. I love whimsy-maxxing and my friends, hate the smell of sebum, and I would have probably been a meowing nun, had I been born 200 years ago.

I'm based in TX in the Flesh World. I'm friends with enough freaks [affectionate] that that you and I may cross paths. If this ever happens, don't be shy and say hi. Also don't ask me about my plans for August 21st of 2027 and the unlicensed sparkly pink device in my purse.

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Site is currently under construction rn.
Maybe come back later? Or perhaps revel in the html stank

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