Hi. This site is not for children (unless you're really cool and can do a kickflip while smoking from an old pipe). I'm quite crass.
I am a very busy gal, so this site is going to look like (an actual) bad acid trip for the foreseeable future. I swear I know how to write HTML and css, trust me bro.
I plan on using this site as my personal dumping ground, lest my unhinged ideas fester in my brain and cause me to combust in a conflagration.
